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Airbus: Plane Manufacturer Files Patent That Shows Passengers Stacked Atop One Another
Airbus filed a patent application for a seating arrangement in its planes that would allow two stacked rows of seats. Drawings appear to show some seats can lie flat as a result. (www.theverge.com) Más...What the hell do they mean by "filing a patent". The original patent for canning meat and other staples was filed by a frenchman (of all nationalities) by the name of Philippe de Girard in the early 1810s. Perhaps it was a crude device. In the 1920s the US Patent Office granted several patents for canning fruit and other foodstuffs. So with a little tweaking those inventions can be used for canning people inside the innards of the Whale 380 without having to pay hefty royalties (LIMAO)
"Meat" in a cylindrical aluminum container? Yup, already done. Patent infringement!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Vienna_sausage.jpg
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Vienna_sausage.jpg
a no win for passengers -
Sit on the top and you've got people looking up your pants, privacy issues and a somewhat lack of floor space.
Sit on the bottom, you've got people looking down your shirt, privacy issues, and god help you if there's turbulence and they just served piping hot coffee....
Sit on the top and you've got people looking up your pants, privacy issues and a somewhat lack of floor space.
Sit on the bottom, you've got people looking down your shirt, privacy issues, and god help you if there's turbulence and they just served piping hot coffee....
Beware of person getting air sick above you.
Or the people who had mexican in the terminal before the flight.... Ugh!
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