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That only works if you are not flying into the United States.
Very funny ... thanks for posting.
Hahaha! The jokes on YOU!
Good one! Eh?
Don't get too cocky, eh? My Norwegian friends have been saying that for some time now....
A-h-h-h-h-! How lucky to be a Canuck!
Step 2 - show passort and ticket, luggage is scanned and a picture on a computer monitor for you to identify, step 3, scan your passport, do not smile, read it , read it again , step 4, remove shoes, remove all things that ring, show plastic bag, computer, remove belt,show passport and ticket, step 5, walk thru scanner with ticket and passport, beep. beep
Step 6, over to the wall, scan scan scan, beep on bald head, beep on stomach, lift up feet in socks , beep beep
, show US dollars in pocket, beep beep, aha, cell phone... bad person,
Step 7. polte agent puts cell phone thru scanner , no beeps and politely thanks you. NICE
Step 8 , on eay to gate, maybe I can get a drink while I wonder why my head was beeping..
In Toronto you have two options, Nude scanner or full body pat down. I chose the Nide scanner, they say the image is erased and only my wife is allowed to laugh.