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What the Cluck? TSA Finds Gun Hidden in Raw Chicken

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Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officials at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport (FLL) confiscated a firearm found stuffed inside a raw baking hen on Monday. TSA officials say the weapon was discovered when a female passenger bound for Toussaint Louverture International Airport (PAP) in Port-Au-Prince, Haiti (PAP) attempted to pass through the security checkpoint at FLL. TSA officers spotted the firearm on the x-ray machine and detained the passenger and her poultry. (avgeekery.com) Más...

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ThinkingGuy
George Lane 14
Gotta admit, the headline made me chuckle.
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stansdds
Michael Stansfield 9
A gun stuffed into a raw chicken in a carry-on bag?
First, that is a first!
Second, eeeewwww!
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JetblastOne
Ryder Lee 14
Someone didn't realize that the TSA has x-rays.
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anav8r
Martie Williams 7
I cackled when I saw this!
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mutrock
Mark Kortum 1
You and Kamala both.
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scubaboy3c
Steven Williamson 5
Remember to bake your Glock until the internal temperature reaches 165 degrees to be safe from any bacteria after traveling inside poultry.
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Sorak
Sorak 4
No no no!
How many times do I gotta say...
Cows with Guns! The Chicken's have choppers!
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johntaylor571
John Taylor 1
Cows with guns...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
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owengrzanich
Owen Grzanich 6
Why a chicken of all things?
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bentwing60
bentwing60 10
because it's cheaper than a filet.
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paultrubits
paul trubits 4
Ever try to stuff a Glock into a filet?
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bentwing60
bentwing60 1
Ever try to stuff one in a chicken?
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AZAFVET
Wayne Fox 3
Gotta hand it to the chicken, he went down fighting!
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johnmoffitt
John moffitt 5
Egg-cellent catch
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johntaylor571
John Taylor 2
Forget the gun, I'm more curious about why someone would bring a raw chicken on an airplane. Since she was on her way to Haiti, maybe Voodoo? A sacrifice to Jobu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsjoFZEwAyI By the way, Cerrano was played by the Allstate commercials.
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mutrock
Mark Kortum 3
Big mistake on her part! She should have hidden it in a live chicken. XRays are not good for chickens so TSA might have let it pass.
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Smuf250
James Smith 4
An emotional support chicken on a leash?
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owengrzanich
Owen Grzanich 1
For real
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mariashrake
Maria Shrake 1
Your good Mark!
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ThinkingGuy
George Lane 3
Gotta admin, the headline made me chuckle.
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barnes8
John Barnes 1
Voodoo cock-a-doodle-doo?
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TomHayesMP
Tom Hayes 1
I have to ask, why is the fine for transporting a weapon $13,910? Where did that amount come from?
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CookinAK
Pat Cook 3
Inflation 7%
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flybd5juan
Juan Jimenez 1
"Well, I lived a good life in the coop, I knew this was going to happen, so now I'm finally at peace and ready to go the great pasture in the sk... Hey. HEY. What the heck is this? Some Flori-duh dork is putting WHAT up my tail??!!! Oh lord, it never ends, it never ends!" (With posthumous apologies to Sam Kinison).
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d0ugparker
Doug Parker 1
“But I wore the juice.”

https://medium.com/@littlebrown/i-wore-the-juice-the-dunning-kruger-effect-f8ac3299eb1

...and poultry renders metal invisible.
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lynx318
lynx318 1
Please ban this story for the horrible chicken puns.... PLEASE!! ;)
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kerimparrot
Mike Williams 1
Back in the 1980s, I had left a.22 cal. Marlin semiautomatic rifle in MI after I moved to AZ. My parents told me to take it away or they would get rid of it. I contacted the airline to take it home I took it apart and put it into the cardboard box with clothes and was sent in baggage. No TSA and could not get to it. Dumb female passenger.
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